Knitted Turtle

Dmitri the Dragon - Dmitri's record for longest time slept is 14 days. Sally was bitter he missed her birthday. But he made up for it with the gold crayons he gave her.

Yawn naps on your keys, snoring loud enough to wake the whole keyring.

Alfred the Axolotl - Alfred wiggles like spaghetti and thinks puddles are VIP hot tubs. He once wore flippers to a pizza party "just in case."

Callie the Cow - Callie moo-sings in the mirror and wears bells for fashion. She’s best friends with a coconut.

Daryl - Daryl hates being called by his first name. And he won't tell anyone his last name. So we just say dog.